I woke up this morning feeling like I’d already been doing this program for SO LONG, and really just not looking forward to eating any of the fuelings. Haha. Three days, y’all. I had a couple of bum experiences yesterday with the fuelings, and the soup was just…awful. But then I weighed myself and saw…
Optavia Day 3
It’s Mother’s Day. I wanted to wait to start until Monday because of Mother’s Day. I wanted to be able to keep the tradition of my kids making and bringing me breakfast in bed. My kids are 7, 5, and 4, so it’s a lot of Derek making me breakfast and finding jobs they can…
Optavia Day 2
I woke in the wee hours of the morning with the legs of two daughters thrown across mine and a MASSIVE headache. That is way too many legs in one bed. Apparently, this is a thing. The headache, not the legs. I saw references to the “infamous Medifast headache” online, and Medifast is the parent…
Optavia Day 1
We’re in quarantine, along with the rest of the world, during the COVID-19 global pandemic. I have gallstones and can’t eat anything with any fat, or I’ll have a gallbladder attack–which seriously, in case I forget in the future, is worse than childbirth. It feels like something has opened up inside me and someone is…