It’s Mother’s Day. I wanted to wait to start until Monday because of Mother’s Day. I wanted to be able to keep the tradition of my kids making and bringing me breakfast in bed. My kids are 7, 5, and 4, so it’s a lot of Derek making me breakfast and finding jobs they can…
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Optavia Day 2
I woke in the wee hours of the morning with the legs of two daughters thrown across mine and a MASSIVE headache. That is way too many legs in one bed. Apparently, this is a thing. The headache, not the legs. I saw references to the “infamous Medifast headache” online, and Medifast is the parent…
Optavia Day 1
We’re in quarantine, along with the rest of the world, during the COVID-19 global pandemic. I have gallstones and can’t eat anything with any fat, or I’ll have a gallbladder attack–which seriously, in case I forget in the future, is worse than childbirth. It feels like something has opened up inside me and someone is…